Hell, some farmers 'round these parts even claim that a 'skeeter can carry off a Javelina if it gets hungry enough. Now, I suggest ya don't take these stories tpo lightly, 'cause I've seen some mosquitos in my time that could suck a full-grown steer bone dry.
Mosquito - You may have heard a yarn or two about the size of the insect life here in the deep South. I'm gonna get throwed outta the ' lodge if anyone sees me wearin' it. Well now, I'm just too ashamed to talk about this here gun. You can set 'em off with just about any-thing.Just make shore you shoot 'em from a safe distance. Powder Keg - Thems give new meanin' to the phrase "Handle with care." I wouldn't even recommend fartin' too close to these things. Best watch out for that nasty rebound now.Īlien Arm Gun - Well now, them tendons is a little slimy, and the fireworks it lets out'll burn the hair on your arms clean off, but I'll be damned if this thing won't crispify just about anything. Rip Saw - This here is your dual-3 purpose killin'machine-one mode gives ya that close-up chainsaw action, while the other is perfect fer some long-distance mutilation. She'll fly mightly far with a cross-bow, and the twang of the bow-string is sorta like a banjo. J Crossbow - When yer throwin' arm [ L gets a little tired, try duct-tapin' a stick 'a dynamite to an arrow. Light 'em, throw 'em, then get the hell ? outta the way.
bursts if ya don't wanna be shootin' at the sky.ĭynamite - These ain't eggsackly i what you'd call Safe N' Sane. Ranch Rifle - Pssst.Don't tell Sheriff Hobbes now, but we done modified this baby to be fully automatic. Tap her gently to let off a single \ load, or lean on her to empty both ] barrels. > Shotgun - The primary weapon for some up-close and personal killin'. She packs quite a a punch and is real accurate from a * distance. 454 Casull pistol - This ain't no pea-shooter, boy. (You can't beat our meat!)Ĭrowbar - There's just something so satisfying about the bone-jarrin' feeling of a cold piece of steel laid across a warm skull.
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